blind abe

When you ejaculate in your partners eyes and then push it in further.
I gave that bitch a Blind Abe and she can't find her way home now.
by 153tgrjw February 06, 2024
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side-blind

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.
Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.
by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010
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Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?
by HappyHippopotamus July 03, 2019
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Prick Blind

To be "Prick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Prick Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls in their 50s who peaked in High School
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Prick Blind
by CassieWin November 13, 2023
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Scify-Blind

Scify-Blind is when your half blind and one is born normal but, the other is blind.
"I heard she's Scify-Blind"
by Open_Dictionary September 16, 2020
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emoji blind

When your poor ass too broke, and you got an old ass phone that can't keep up to date with new emoji, so all you see are blocks. Your ass blind to everybody's culturally appropriate shrugs, thoughtful smiley faces, and tacos.
Girlfriend: 🤷🏻 ♀️🤷🏻 ♀️
You: I can't see that. I'm emoji blind
by wokeupinapanic October 05, 2017
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