Beando

A Male that Punches A Female In the Snatch And Then Chokes Her Out and Then Finishes Fucking Her.

Tasha: "Hey Crystal What Did You Do Last Night"

Crystal: "Brandon Picked Me Up And Took Me To A movie Then We Went To The Park And He Beandoed Me" "I Loved It, I Cant Wait to Do it Again!!!"

by Brandon McGee February 26, 2009

Bean Woter

A basic skimpa limpin bean wack. No smegma megaming until the skoopma dimp's got the bean woter back to the bean wack.

Cole's such a bean woter he did all his homework even though Evan Lizaou told him not to.

by TravisMoonStar May 11, 2009

Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.

Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?

by jlklt1 February 14, 2012

buff bean

A very attractive person who oozes sauciness sassyness and sexyness, usually a lady who owns a bean but is a phrase which can also be used to describe rare buff bean males. It is a phrase commonly used in code to compliment eachother and remind your friends how stunning they are.

bintu and leonie walk around like two little buff beans:
Bintu: " hey leonie you lil buff bean, who you tryin' 2 impress?"

Leonie: "no one u lil bitch, i always look this good!"

by leonieo October 3, 2007

Clean Bean

A goody two shoes. Someone who doesn't commit bad acts and does so deliberately. This may be because they are overall morally good people, or they are on probation and will go to jail forever if they do not act good.

Yeah i used to steal cars all the time, but now that i'm on probation i don't commit any crimes, nope, I'm a Clean Bean.

by Young Pleazy December 16, 2008

smol bean

THE MOST GODDAMN ANNOYING THING EVER. IT IS USUALLY USED BY 12-YEAR OLD GIRLS WHEN DESCRIBING A SMALL ANIMAL OF SOME SORT OR AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT SEEMS REMOTELY GAY. OFTEN FOUND ON TUMBLR.

omg deku from mha is such a smol bean

by peemantis June 26, 2020

The Juanita Special Bean Dip

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

by saladhaha July 27, 2010