Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020

a businessman and black beauty's owner in bath

In bath

A businessman and black beauty's owner in bath

by Damn3 June 5, 2018

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

turkish hot bath

Another term for "Dutch oven". When you fart under a blanket and pull the blanket over your friends head.

First coined by Michael Meyers, DVM, Columbia, MO.

He Turkish hot bath'd and I broke up with him.

by MaybleLover January 17, 2016

Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.

Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.

by LordKarnos November 12, 2019

trucker bath

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"

by Gregge September 15, 2017

Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014