shoot the basket

when your beating your meat and your ejaculate goes into your belly button
the ejaculate being the ball and the basket being your tummy

frank- i learned how to shoot the basket yesterday

john- im so jealous TEACH ME

by Fro 51 October 4, 2008

Underwater Basket Weaving

The act of female masturbation in a bath.

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.

by CKing February 8, 2013

Hell Basket

Hell in a Basket.

"hell basket! We forgot the movies upstairs."

by Alicia Blanie February 27, 2009

black basketball

The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.

Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!

by briman007 May 6, 2010

Jew basket

A basket stacked to the top with jews

Damn that church is a jew basket

by Spencerhughs69 September 11, 2018

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

Basking Ridge

Basking Ridge is a town where everyone thinks their cool! If you aren't wearing something from A&F then ur so not cool! Oh I almost forgot A&F is soo 2 years ago! Let's all go buy Juicy Stuff now! Oh and too be cool you also have to listen to emo music on your ipod. Everyone has an ipod and cell phones! And also your soooo cool if you chew gum in school, or wear backless shoes! (Thats not allowed in our school!) Were all rebels here, or as the cool kids in Basking Ridge would say, "Your a beast!" If you do that your in! Most kids are posers. Our school went from ghetto to skater in like a year. Wow!

Basking Ridge:
if your phone isn't flippin'...then you're trippin

by imsocool12345 May 1, 2006