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Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
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Mad bastard

A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head
See at Kyle he's a mad bastard. How come? He punched a double sided window through
by Gigachad56 December 24, 2022
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monkey bastard in a cage

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner
Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023
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bunny bastard bitch balls

Another name for Springtrap (given by Markiplier) who happens to be a character from Five Nights at Freddy's 3
by Dapper Pradder July 10, 2023
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left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
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The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.
Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard
by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017
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sawed off bastard

Short ass pussy that’s afraid of anything or anyone. Usually cry’s and whines about every fucking thing. Someone that no one wants to be or be around because they’re the definition of a bitch made mother fucker!
Did you that sawed off bastard “Victoriaearlier.

Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!
by Smittysmittysmitty May 9, 2018
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