August 24

Probably some Beaner that will clean your house and mow your lawn for 5 bucks

Hey look and August 24 alien

by DefinitelyNotABeaner November 23, 2021

August 8

This is the day the most sexiest, hottest, amazing vocal, xiao DeJun was born.

My manz can put the WHOMB with visuals and such a graceful voice. NOW STAN DEJUN AND NCT

" OMG isn't today August 8th? "
" OMG YEAH IT IS, ITS XIAO DEJUN DAY!! "

" he can literally step on me "

by svchng October 7, 2020

August 13

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.

by joemommaalolol November 4, 2019

August 12th, 2036

August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

Spongebob: August 12th, 2036. August 12th, 2036. The end of the world.

by Pratix June 3, 2023

august 6th

the day that Rose Da Costa was born. you must worship her in this day and shower her with kisses and presents

hey! it's august 6th! we must go worship Rose today! i love Rose.

by rorororororororororo June 10, 2017

August 12, 2036

The heat death of the universe, according to LOUDWARD

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️

by omgwhatiswhy June 5, 2023

August 25th

People who are dickheads are born, these people tend to fuck with you

Yes August 25th

by Duhas123 December 6, 2019