August 27

On this day pissy people were born

A: Whens you birthday?
B: August 27th

A:No wonder your pissy

by anonymous May 23, 2022

August Hanke

The most amazing girl in the whole entire world! Anyone who comes in contact with such a girl will instantly fall in love. Find someone with this name and never let them go!

I just fell in love with that August Hanke girl.

by dougie369 October 14, 2011

August 13

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.

by joemommaalolol November 4, 2019

August 12th, 2036

August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

Spongebob: August 12th, 2036. August 12th, 2036. The end of the world.

by Pratix June 3, 2023

august 6th

the day that Rose Da Costa was born. you must worship her in this day and shower her with kisses and presents

hey! it's august 6th! we must go worship Rose today! i love Rose.

by rorororororororororo June 10, 2017

August 12, 2036

The heat death of the universe, according to LOUDWARD

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️

by omgwhatiswhy June 5, 2023

August 25th

People who are dickheads are born, these people tend to fuck with you

Yes August 25th

by Duhas123 December 6, 2019