by Moonlightapples November 7, 2019
Get the Virginia Beach Middlemug. wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011
Get the take the beach homemug. verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010
Get the Doing Squats At The Beachmug. while staying in long beach island stay out of the locals way or get cursed off, your choice. its the land of the bennys unfortuantly. its a place near manahawkin. and everyone in manahawkin connot stand them. they cause traffic back to where everyone lives. they crowd the walmarts and shoprites and pretty much everywhere else. GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM. if you dont want to go food shopping and take time out of your trip, instead of bringing your own foods, just go to that website and pick your own foods and we will get you any food you want, plus the way the owner of the website shops she gets everything that is cheap so YOU save money! best part of the deal, the owner will deliver the food at the destination your living at for the vacation and we put away the foods in the cabinets, fridge, and freezers. please go now, this website consists of the lbi, manahawkin, tuckerton area.
heyy lets go to long beach island for a week vacation.
yes good idea, but i dont want to sit in traffic just because we need food.
yea good point......heyy lets GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM and they will buy the food we want and we dont have to waste our time
ok lets go on now to pick our foods and by the time we get to the house were staying at the food will already be there and put away!
yes good idea, but i dont want to sit in traffic just because we need food.
yea good point......heyy lets GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM and they will buy the food we want and we dont have to waste our time
ok lets go on now to pick our foods and by the time we get to the house were staying at the food will already be there and put away!
by kierstenlw July 5, 2009
Get the long beach islandmug. OOB, like Maine, is a place that foreigners like me didnt know existed before going there and then you wish it never did... having spent a summer there. It is an area that prides itself on lobsters and lighthouses but keeps quiet about the large numbers of white trash that park their trailors there. A horrible place but i'm glad i experienced it to know how lucky i really am
Friends: Where were you for the summer?
Me: Old Orchard Beach
Friends: Where?
Me: Maine
Friends: Where?
Me: Boston
Friends: Cool
Me: Old Orchard Beach
Friends: Where?
Me: Maine
Friends: Where?
Me: Boston
Friends: Cool
by dutchies101 April 14, 2006
Get the old orchard beachmug. by jdog2773847 December 31, 2013
Get the long beach high schoolmug. The most boring place on Earth
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015
Get the Long Beach Islandmug.