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storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
by pellygirl October 29, 2012
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Dog Snake

Connor over there is the biggest Dog Snake in Westy
by SquirtleTheTurtle December 14, 2021
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Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.
by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021
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spooky snake

The ingame act of being affected by any status effect and instantly Screaming "Spooky snake", then committing genocide on your team
"Watch out! Those guns inflict radiation!"

"SPOOKY SNAKE!"
by iitz.Rayzurr May 29, 2017
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Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.
Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.
by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020
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Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!
by TrashPrike December 17, 2018
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Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.
Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.
by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016
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