death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.
I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.
by annoying sadist July 22, 2014
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Snake Sucker

A Snake Sucker is a person who is known for sucking long, thick dicks. A "Snake" is usually a black man's large dick.
Person A: "Hey man, did you see that video of the Snake Sucker that my man recorded?"
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."
by MarshmallowKing November 09, 2022
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Snake's nest

When three or more men put their penises in one pile.
The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!
by Ferrnanddoo April 17, 2022
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Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.
by Professor Rosseforp March 11, 2021
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Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.
Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.
by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016
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Tinsel Snake

by Rocky M! December 09, 2021
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Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.
"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"
by maxnellson March 12, 2023
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