Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.
Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"
by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024
Get the squeeky arsemug. Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024
Get the Arse blastermug. by keira X April 3, 2022
Get the flappy arsemug. Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
Get the Old Leather Arsemug. by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019
Get the Donky arsemug. by laddybuck May 18, 2016
Get the arse over teakettlemug. An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 7, 2024
Get the Arse Wankmug.