Alabama Crab Dangle

A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.

That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.

by steev-0 July 30, 2009

Alabama Crimson Tide

Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!

Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)

by LSUtigers August 5, 2012

alabama flop

the haircut that all the frat boys in the south have, one similar to that of former senator rob blagojevich.

"Let's go beat up some niggers"
"Good idea, he doesn't even have an Alabama Flop like we do."

by baaaalls February 6, 2009

Alabamians

They fuck their sisters knowing its incest

The Alabamians fuck their sisters knowing its incest

by Radge is indian69 May 16, 2019

Piedmont, Alabama

Where winners come from.

Person one: Hey you know Matt?
Person two: He's from Piedmont, Alabama. He's a winner.

by allidoiswinwinwin November 30, 2011

ACAB

An acronym that stands for all cocks are big :)

Amanda: wow your cock is huge
Aaron: well you know what they say, ACAB ;)

by amongsusomg November 12, 2020

Hoover Alabama

A City full of rich, stuck up, fake, immature, teenagers. They pretend to be your friend and then they talk about you behind your back.
They think are the best things ever. But they aren't. They will turn on you at an minute! Most people live in nice house and drive nice cars and get whatever they want.
There are lot of backstabbers in Hoover AL.
The relationship never last because everyone only cares about themselves and they don't have enough room in their heart to care about someone else.

Person 1: That girl is a such a backstabber!
Person 2: Oh, that's because she is from Hoover Alabama.

by hooverdude January 9, 2011