Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

night snaking

When you are at a social gathering under the influence preying on innocent woman like a snake would do its prey

Hey look,Shanes night snaking!

by killedmydog1998 May 1, 2016

frog snake

"They are bad because they jump out of mars and hit you in the back of the kneecap with a sandwhich"

"watch out for frog snakes

by mccarth14 May 5, 2018

Coil snake

Outdoor shit

Watch where you step, i left a coil snake iver there

by Keithrat January 25, 2017

storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

by pellygirl October 29, 2012

snake lace

A condom

You better have your snake lace, or you might catch something from her.

by primalrage February 2, 2012

Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012