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Lauren

Bitch ass hoe. Knows too much. Wanted by 29 NATO countries.

She knows your address and you daily schedule.

What the fuck Lauren
Person A: "Dude there's Lauren"
Person B: "Fuck"
by gravelmuncher753 February 15, 2024
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Lauren

Zotteke
Someone:

Lauren: zotteke
by Whxte November 21, 2021
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Lauren

she’s a complete dumbass but it ok because her hair makes up for it. she’s also tall as fuck but it’s a compliment ig. and she’s most definetly gay
random dude: look at the skyscraper
dude: bro r u dumb that’s lauren
by whos****** March 27, 2022
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Lauren

"See that Lauren, she is a spider"

Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021
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Lauren

She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)
Lauren's head looks like the tip of a weiner.
by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023
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laurens

A stupid little butt. Has a 1 inch dick (with boner). Stupid B-tech Ninja haircut. Bad at Fortnite BR.
"Im sorry bro... but youre acting like a real laurens"
"uh oh. Sorry"
by laurensthegawd June 13, 2018
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Lauren

Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. Keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".

Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 11, 2018
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