circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?

so what are you doing tonight?
playing POKER

by ula May 13, 2005

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

jerk me off

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

by jennybaybee May 9, 2010

circle jerk economy

An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.

I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.

by alphasniper February 23, 2009

Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

by bri-marzee February 7, 2009

Circle jerk selfie

An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously

Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!

by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023