Helpless hero syndrome

When someone has very strong convictions about bad things that are happening so far away that they can't possibly do anything about it, yet do nothing about bad things that are close enough to do something about.

This guy at the coffee shop just talked to me for 20 minutes, unsolicited, about how he could fix the problems at North America's southern border if only he was on the ground there. I think he has helpless hero syndrome

by GriffMasterFresh April 8, 2021

weak hero

(n.) the best show to ever exist in the kdrama industry

I love you sieun

weak hero is goated asf!

by sieun July 25, 2025

epic hero

Someone who has done great things mighty or small in the faith of others.

Odysseus is a epic hero becuase he shows great strength, courage, and flexiblty throughout his epic quests.

by Epic hero May 9, 2018

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

Mi gwaan higley town heroes

What your Jamaican dad says when he wants to watch higley town heroes

Dad: mi gwaan higley town heroes! I’m from Jamaica ya.

Daughter: I want Max and ruby

Dad: yuh nuh know weh yuh a seh. Yuh nuh white! Yuh waan watch Higley town heroes

by Joseph Long January 13, 2025

hero

eggboy

"look there's eggboy ist he so cool"

"oh yeah he's a hero"

by jessycarmy June 12, 2019

Chilli hero

Is a person whom no matter how hot the spicy food is they are eating, claims; " Oh it's not that hot" or "there's a little bit of spice to it but not that bad". Meanwhile you are sweating bullets.

This type of person will never admit a chilli is too hot for them despite displaying any physical evidence to the contrary (sweating, going red, etc), hence a chilli hero.

"Fuck this Thai red curry is hot!" exclaims Havier while he orders his 3rd Chang and considers calling the fire department.

"Spicy?! Why don't you grow a pair, Havier?" says Andrew as he discreetly shits himself.

Havier smelling something stronger than bullshit, replies "You truly are a chilli hero Andrew"

by Denem November 12, 2025