ass crud

Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.

I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.

The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.

by Hcaz Sakraf February 14, 2008

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Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

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ass blossom

ass blos·som as blos-uhm-n. a burgeoning rectal sphincter. The purtruding rosey inards of a chick that got ass fucked really hard. Sometimes a result of fisting or large object insertion.

...and then Mike fucked her ass right after Joey; she just laid there moaning with her ass blossom all stickin' out n' shit!

by JJM Productions July 18, 2007

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Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

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ass tetris

n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.

The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.

by ChelleSparks February 2, 2010

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Ass Grenade

1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.

1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.

by Jables246 August 12, 2009

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