wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.

I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!

by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016

wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time

Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.

by Seth Marie Bigkok August 11, 2021

Wet Andy

That one guy in every workplace who's done so many half ass jobs throughout his life, yet still can't do simple tasks properly.

Can't believe Tom used to be truck driver, he can't even back that trailer! He's such a Wet Andy!

by TerribleDrip996 October 17, 2019

Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig

Steph's got wet neck

by Jones lad December 2, 2022

wet grinder

when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye

hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder

by glizzy_gobbler June 22, 2022

Wet Cock

When you wake up with your dick still wet from the sex the night before.

Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?

by Ajrod180 January 21, 2022

Wet Cobain

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.

I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.

by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018