Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.

by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023

Walmartastic

A good day working at Walmart that definetly doesn't make you feel depressed by the end of your shift

"Hey, are you ready for a Walmartastic day? I heard we have two trucks."

by Cookie bro 75 October 19, 2023

wallow

1. an annoying, rude, or poopy person

2. a word of endearment for a close friend or family member

1. “don’t be a wallow.”
2. “come on, wallow, don’t be sad.”

by asher111 October 21, 2023

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.

Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.

You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

Walmartian

People that spend most of their time in Walmart. Found especially at late hours.

Went shopping but all the walmartians had the lanes clogged and service desk overloaded.

by Black_Dolphin October 27, 2023

wallow world

a general depressing feeling that your trapped in

“Come on lighten up”. “I can’t I’m in wallow world”

by ND3000 November 7, 2023