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Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
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Why?

That question kids will constantly ask even though you already gave them an answer.
Kid: Why do things happen?
Person: I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because. I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: I ALREADY SAID I DON’T KNOW
Kid: Why?
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WHY THE FUCK NOT

10 person orgy with 9 females and 1 male
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Why not Minot?

1. Used primarily by people who will take advantage of you. Especially if you are an indoctrinated defender. Avoid these people at all costs and try not to kill yourself stationed at Minot AFB.

2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.

3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.
1. SSgt: My DEROS is coming up Senior, any suggestions?

Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?

3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"
by Disgruntled VCO December 17, 2023
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why should i live

There is no point only pain
"why should i live"
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why you inteligent

because filipe loves her and he is thanos
why you inteligent and pretty and i love you
by np one April 30, 2019
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why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.
Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even
by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021
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