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War Room

noun - in a political campaign, it is the location of the 24-7 media monitoring operation. It also performs other functions such as sending press releases and making YouTube propaganda videos.

War Room staffers tend to be heavy smokers and drinkers who party hard and have highly sarcastic senses of humor. This is a result of working long hours and the thankless nature of the job. While they are known to be very good in bed, they are also very quick to choke out other campaign staffers who impede their work.
"I can't believe that the War Room managed to email the morning newspaper clips at 5am this morning, since they were all at the bar taking shots of tequilla and getting Ledgered until 3am."
by jsm12 December 22, 2008
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Star Wars

Best set of movies on the entire history of film making. Set on a fictional universe.
Dude 1:Hey dude,remember that red dude from Star Wars...the guy with two lightsabers..haha..cool right?
Dude 2:Yeah..cool
by Oh Hai I Buffed Your Floor September 26, 2010
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Nook Wars

An internet forum war that raged in 2007, regarding the (then) upcoming release of Nintendo mash-up fighter Super Smash Bros Brawl. The argument revolved around the possible inclusion of Tom Nook, a popular shopkeep from the Animal Crossing franchise, as a playable fighter.
The "war" centered mostly on the NSider & NSider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.

It is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.
Fanboy 1 : Tom Nook is the leader of one of Nintendo's biggest franchises. There's no reason for him to be excluded.
Fanboy 2 : Tom Nook is only a shopkeep, he's never fought a day in his life!
Fanboy 1 : You're a Nazi!
Fanboy 2 : NO U
Fanboy 3 : These Nook Wars are fucking ridiculous.
by Mushroomer April 4, 2010
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jippo-war

To continually punch one's friends in the arm and they respond back until they either give up or some mature fag asks you to stop it.
Steve: lets have a Jippo-war
John: no thanks man, ive just had an injection

Steve: *hits john in arm*
John: damn stop it. its that fag from yesterday that said he would hit us both if we did this
by jeffysexy December 23, 2006
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Long War

Another name for Ameica's Global War on Terrorism (GWOT). Includes both operations in Afganistan 2002 to present,(Operation Enduring Freedom or OEF), Iraq 2003 to present,(Operation Iraqi Freedom or OIF), the Horn of Africa (HoA), and the Phillipines, in addition to other locations. Originally coined by senior officers in the Pentagon in reference to the projected long term nature of the conflict.
John : He served in the Long War.

Tom : Where?

John : In OIF.
by jack7 April 28, 2007
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Purple Wars

A blunt-smoking game that originated in Tallahassee, Florida in 2009 when a group of teenaged smokers realized there was no weed-based equivalent to Ring of Fire. Named in honor of dank purple bud.

To play place a 54 card deck (jokers included) is shuffled and placed in the center of the circle. Each player takes a warmup hit, and then when the blunt returns to the first player, he takes a hit and draws four cards. If doubles appears he lets out his hit and goes again, but if not he passes the blunt to the next player and attempts to keep holding in his hit until someone draws doubles. Win by getting high.
by kbyrd December 28, 2014
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Cake Wars

When you get to slap someone's ass without it being rape.
Everyone was playing cake wars for two whole weeks.
by Lizzy ur Sauce bae June 1, 2018
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