by genegine October 14, 2006
Get the turtle mug.When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.
by Dick Bandicoot February 19, 2012
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by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007
Get the the turtle mug.Retaliating with a full on slap on one's face immediately after one enhances one's palm on one's turtle.
If you touch my turtle again, I will turtle slap you!
If your palm connects with my turtle again, I am going to seriously turtle slap you into next Tuesday.
If your palm connects with my turtle again, I am going to seriously turtle slap you into next Tuesday.
by Jackdawhouse July 1, 2007
Get the turtle slap mug.A condition when one sits down on the toilet and thinks they are about to poop, but it just goes back in.
by Monica Ricks April 12, 2007
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To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
Turtle hat! I keep waking up soaked in piss and I try to stay awake to catch who's doing it but it's hard when I'm so motherfucking drunk.
by JLamprey December 14, 2016
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by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010
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