Turd Swatter

A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.

you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*

by beauwtw January 8, 2013

service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016

turd foam

The result of eating tide pods.

Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.

by Truth Ninja May 3, 2018

Tweety turd

A bird's poo.

Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper!

by Mandermen. March 7, 2009

Turd lake

A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.

Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake

by Bobdidit December 4, 2018

Bass turd

A bass turd is fish shit.

There's bass turds around the lake.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!

Dude, he had turd teeth!

by Craycray75 March 31, 2015