Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018

Narnian Turtle

Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.

"Have you watched Narnian Turtle's Newest Video? It just cured me of cancer"

by conorcf January 19, 2018

turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021

Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

Turtle in Chief

nickname for any cue ball that's in charge.

"That power tripping chrome dome thinks pushing us around can increase sales figures!"

"Waddya gonna do? he's the turtle in chief"

by Billy Deez "nuts" Williams December 18, 2012

turtle-loafer

1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.

Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!

by Z4zebra July 23, 2012