Albany Hat Trick

The act of screwing a rural area financially and legally until it is overrun with opioids and crime. In reference to the capital of New York creating rules that have led to the rise of crime and drugs in Upstate New York.

Washington, D.C. scored an Albany Hat Trick when they created suburbs in Virginia that inflated the cost of living and led to urban decay decades after.

by mrcoronet32 February 22, 2021

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

The Butter Trick

The activity of repeatedly beating a stick of butter with one's genitals.

Me and the boys are gonna take turns doing the butter trick tonight!

by Gordon V. Beterson May 22, 2021

Fuzzy button hat trick

Tongue punching 3 trucker's fart box

Jose is the leader of Operation fuzzy button hat trick.

by BreezyBoyd September 12, 2021

Operation hat trick fuzzy button

When 2 hobos talk about the conspiracy against them Not getting anymore donations.

Operation hat trick fuzzy button has been engaged.

by BreezyBoyd September 15, 2021

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022