retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019

cigarette toe

Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.

Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.

by Moshlikealady September 4, 2023

snicker toe

Having extremely thick and chunky toes. Sometimes pussing out a yellow sticky liquid.

Tabatha needs to get her snicker toes checked out!

by Johnkilller666 August 6, 2017

zoe’s toes

toes UwU baka🥺✨🤞🏻

stranger- Hey look what i found !
other stranger- Yes ?
stranger- zoe’s toes! Uwu baka🥺✨🤞🏻
other stranger- Thats so cool dude!

by Uwu Baka silly girl<3 July 15, 2021

bro-toe

When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.

Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.

by trtash February 2, 2019

Yonkus toes

Noun:

A set of sweaty, crusty, filthy elongated, swollen fungal infected toes

Plural

Yonkified : a single toe that is Yonkus

“yo max put some socks on them Yonkus toes”

“Bradley I must say that singular toe of yours looks rather Yonkified after you toe fucked that 1/10 monster”

by Bovimarket November 17, 2021

Head to toe

a person who you would lick from the head to the toe. up and down

Damn that girl is valid den a mug she is head to toe

by YasielPuigMittSimney May 9, 2023