Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.
Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.
by AKattt October 26, 2019
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Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.
The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.
by Vaffangool February 07, 2018
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Jim Tanious

You're so Jim Tanious.
by definitelynotcope January 15, 2025
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jim dumb

Boy, Jim is dumber than a bag of hammers, I guess you could say, he's Jim dumb.
by ElTorrito707 September 20, 2022
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Jim dumb

Jim sure is dumber than a bag of hammers. I guess you could say, he’s Jim Dumb.
by ElTorrito707 September 17, 2022
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jim gill

A slang term for a person who has murdered five or more police officers or law enforcement officials. Commonly used in The Ukraine and parts of Eastern Europe.
"Boy a proper Jim gill me hear"
by Jamal Marcus Jones November 05, 2014
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Jim Hole

Hole that was created and used or created with the intent of being used for the theft of something of far less value than the damage caused by or cost of repairing said hole
"These guys tore a real Jim Hole through this automatic door to steal these aluminum cans... Such a crackhead move, smh"
by MrSurge September 22, 2021
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