kissy fart

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
by menaphilbrax February 24, 2011
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Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.
"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."
by Your Bum April 17, 2014
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Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.
by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020
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Fart Hammock

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”
by Memelyn January 10, 2021
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Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.
Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.
by CharlieCamelCase May 04, 2017
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swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.
I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.
by Holdin1now February 10, 2017
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man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.
by Urban2016 July 08, 2015
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