Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.
Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!
by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020
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Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it
damn she clocked his shit.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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You and your bois like this song but don't wanna admit it yall frkn jam to this shi at night bro we know
Bro that song was fkn fire whats it called. Shi bro its 8 o clock in the morning. Bro wtf whats the song. Bro idek man all I know is Its 8 o clock in the mornin
by Imadechinglito August 9, 2021
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Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person
Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”
by Heathertowey January 8, 2025
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UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
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Clock

Let me use your clock real qyick
by Nessnice August 30, 2025
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Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.
R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025
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