rub n' tug

n.(rub-en-tug)
a massage parlor where a gentleman goes for a massage (rub) and hand release(tug); see rub and tug, see also happy ending

I'm so tense I think I'll stop at a rub n' tugs on I-81.

by A Guy Named Gal March 21, 2005

chicken n milk

A noun that refers to a sexy girl, that is more than likely off limits, or trouble, for one reason or another. Comes from the Idea that chicken and milk steroids give hotties a apple bottom and nice breasts

There was chicken n milk all over the restaurant, but I didnt want my girl to know I was hungry.

by Preacher311 January 29, 2008

ass n titties

Lyrics to DJ Assault's Hit Song

Ass n Titties, Ass n Titties, Ass Ass, Titties Titties, Ass n Titties

by John Lefoot July 28, 2006

woke 'n' boke

this is the past tense of wake and bake, where one proceeds to smoke right after waking up in the morning.

"Yea man we had Thanksgiving lunch so me and my sis woke 'n' boke!" - John Stamos

by zachman4589 November 26, 2009

Wank n’ Spank

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.

I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Dick n a box

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

by Leonidis June 21, 2008

mash n dash

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.

"I pulled a mash n dash on that blonde chick last week, I prefer them loud."

by TeeMACG August 4, 2007