invisible poop

When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.

Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.

by WadeDillon November 17, 2007

Poop Standoff

When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.

"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."

"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."

by kevinisrad December 17, 2013

Poop Tax

The tax implied that someone has to pay or else the tax man will shit on their bed.

"Mom didn't pay my allowance, so it's being changed into the poop tax!"

by Voxx Lanton August 18, 2008

oh-poop

A phrase said when somebody is hurt or angry and is trying not to cuss in public

"Mother Fu-... I mean Oh-Poop!" The kids looked at tom as he stubbed his toe.

by TEH WORD MON July 20, 2017

road poop

The frozen, brown lumps of snow, salt and sand that fall off your vehicle in the winter.

I just spent a half hour shoveling the road poop off the garage floor.

by frozencanuck December 21, 2008

Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.

*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!

by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

Poop Wrangler

The activity one does after they just got done dropping a duce so massive it leaves the skin chaffed and a coiler in the bowl. With a lasso in one hand and a plunger in the other wrangeling the poop is the only option in order to flush.

"Dude, I was the ultimate poop wrangler today. I thouht I was going to have to scoop it out untill my lasso got all up in that shit, now I just need to find something colorless and odorless to put on the chafing."

by The legendary DBJ September 8, 2004