pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

by ListerineMachine January 23, 2013

falling metal pipe

when the metal pipe falls over it goes something like:
dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

person 1: BRO WATCH OUT THAT METAL PIPE BOUTTA FALL
person 2: AH HELL NAH I DIDNT WATCH IT
the falling metal pipe from across the room: dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

by waoighowegh April 15, 2023

Corn Cock Pipe

The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.

Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.

Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Brazillian Oil Pipe

The process of sticking a turkey baster up your female friends butt-hole and proceeding to pump black gold.

My gal doesnt like the anal but she loves her Brazillian Oil Pipe

by Adonkadonk April 28, 2010

double pipe

When you burb and fart at the same time

I just did a double pipe classic.

by jenjen45 July 23, 2016

Cut the pipe

To 'be cool'. Implies to the target that they should either become cooler or maintain their current high level of coolness. Comes from the action of making 'ring bling' by cutting a metal pipe into segments. The rings made can then be worn on the fingers, increasing ones coolfactor.

"Hey man, cut the pipe!"
"see yah guy, cut the pipe!"

by Kaiser Sma April 8, 2005

pipe plugger

homosexual, one who plugs the asshole with a penis or a dildo

(in a bar or club) hey, you see that guy over there he's a pipe plugger

by christopher jonathon January 13, 2009