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The last unicorn

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D
“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends
by Overgirl December 12, 2023
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The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.
by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022
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Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.
Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018
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Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
by a guy thing October 13, 2022
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The Last Answer

He too was trying to find a way to kill the voice...
Hym "You too huh... I guess that's why Justin brought up the Asimov Cascade... Seems like there's a bit of a narrative through-line going on here... 'The Last Answer' AND 'The Last Question' by Issac Asimov do both sound like something I would write, don't they? Fascinating how that keeps happening..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025
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