🍪 cookie

A pastry that seems like a nice treat, but just don't feed it to your parrot.

$teven," I love 🍪 cookie"
@very," nobody asked"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 29, 2021

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

earth cookie

A woman who wears no makeup and is very sweet, like a cookie.

That mom is an earth cookie, she is sweet and does not wear makeup.

by One Shoop, Many Sheep October 13, 2013

cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007

Laundry and Cookies

To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.

I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.

by Takencrown February 8, 2018

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.

by abrilmeijers December 5, 2016

About that cookie

A phrase to change the subject or start a conversation.

Like breaking the silence or saving a conversation.

Example 1:
*silence*

Guy: About that cookie

Girl: What cookie?

Guy: Oh nothing...

Example 2:
Girl: So about your mom

Guy: About that cookie

Girl: Oh i like choco chip :3

by that cookie guy August 10, 2009