wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

by shadyone234 January 7, 2008

wet valley

A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.

Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.

by Super duper Fox January 22, 2014

wet valley

A term used to describe the moisture content of a females sexual organs when aroused

She knew she fancied him as she had a wet valley within seconds of kissing him

I could tell she was aroused by her amazing wet valley

by Crabby123 and Super Fox January 22, 2014

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent

Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent

by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014

Wet Wendy

The tactile stimulation of the ear using the tongue

After lots of kissing shr gave me a Wet Wendy while we were on the bed.

by awegalore October 20, 2014

Wet Otter

A smell caused by the mixture of excess sweat and Old Spice deodorant. It is worse than poop

"I was sweating profusely, so I sprayed my shirt with Old Spice. It smelled like Wet Otter."

by YomiCooper3419 November 24, 2014

wet banter

Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck

"Wet banter that like"

"Your banter is wet"

by Eeeeeeelaine December 20, 2013