Super straight

A new ‘sexuality’ made up by straight people on tiktok, defined as only being sexually attracted to cis men and cis women respectively. In other words, transphobia. Similar to zoophilia and pedophilia, straight people want super straight to be part of the LGBTQA+ movement.

You heard of the new super straight thing?

Yeah man it’s so dumb

I know, how hard is it to say no?

Why do people want to be oppressed so badly?

by Turlte March 12, 2021

Super Intendoed

To have fully intended to fulfill a task but ended up playing video games instead.

Hey Billy, did you take out the trash like i asked?
Oh sorry, I Super Intendoed to.

by Captain Rag January 13, 2008

Super Soaker

When a porn star has an orgasm and squirts so hard it looks like it's coming out of a super soaker

Jenna Haze was being fucked and suddleny BAM super soaker all over the camera man

by Jay_theman September 14, 2007

Super straight

A new qUiRkY way of saying that you’re transphobic and don’t view trans women as actually women and don’t view trans men as actually men.
Trans people are real and valid.

Guy 1: is she hot? *shows picture of trans girl*
Guy 2: is she trans?
Guy 1: yeah, why?
Guy 2: I’m not gay bro I’m super straight

by Spicy.dino March 3, 2021

super straight

a bunch of transphobic virgins who have nothing better to do than sit on 4chan and type slurs with their greasy fingers

Person 1: Hey, would you date a transgender person?
Person 2: Nah, I identify as super straight. I would never date a trans person.

by petramoonlightx April 20, 2021

super duty

The most massive dump you have ever taken in your life.

I went to taco bell last night after the bar, then had to take a super duty in front of my girlfriend.

by wilslost August 9, 2010

Super Bowl

The ultimate in bread and circuses.

80-90 million Americans will tune into the Super Bowl at some time or another getting dumbed down by commercials. About 1/64 of that will read a book during that time period.

by HumbertHumbertIsACreepyDude February 7, 2010