Front Poop

When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.

me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.

by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011

invisible poop

When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.

Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.

by WadeDillon October 29, 2007

poop flakes

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats

Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!

by speckled jim October 17, 2010

Poop Wrangler

The activity one does after they just got done dropping a duce so massive it leaves the skin chaffed and a coiler in the bowl. With a lasso in one hand and a plunger in the other wrangeling the poop is the only option in order to flush.

"Dude, I was the ultimate poop wrangler today. I thouht I was going to have to scoop it out untill my lasso got all up in that shit, now I just need to find something colorless and odorless to put on the chafing."

by The legendary DBJ September 09, 2004

oh-poop

A phrase said when somebody is hurt or angry and is trying not to cuss in public

"Mother Fu-... I mean Oh-Poop!" The kids looked at tom as he stubbed his toe.

by TEH WORD MON July 20, 2017

poop dam

A hard fecal block that takes incredible effort to evacuate, usually followed by a torrent of aqua turd. The effort required to move the poop dam translates into raw force motivating the easy to move aqua turd, thus causing utter chaos.

I worked my ass off and finally broke the poop dam, but the aquaturd splashed up all over my ass and totally wrecked my turdcutter.

by Jim Deal September 07, 2005

Poop Tax

The tax implied that someone has to pay or else the tax man will shit on their bed.

"Mom didn't pay my allowance, so it's being changed into the poop tax!"

by Voxx Lanton July 22, 2008