A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.
"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019
Get the Lasagna Lovermug. Breadcrumb lover. Breadcrumb love
To be a breadcrumb lover is to be doing the very bare minimum to show that you care for someone. Often giving examples as proof of being a caring lover after the person has been conditioned to accept normal acts of common courtesy to be of worthy efforts for the continued devotion to what actually is a very toxic abusive and manipulative person with personality disorders with jezebel tendencies.
To be a breadcrumb lover is to be doing the very bare minimum to show that you care for someone. Often giving examples as proof of being a caring lover after the person has been conditioned to accept normal acts of common courtesy to be of worthy efforts for the continued devotion to what actually is a very toxic abusive and manipulative person with personality disorders with jezebel tendencies.
For years i was accepting my wife’s breadcrumb lover antics. Where after months of emotional starvation and neglect . She would do random things from time to time that reminded me of better times and the love we once shared. But its not enough for me. I deserve more support than she can give me as shes too busy with doing the things that make me uncomfortably question her intentions and faithfulness.
by LuvH8Luv March 22, 2025
Get the breadcrumb lovermug. The Best way to get you and your roommates free Pita's for life. Go to your favourite Pita Place and meet the owner. Proceed to bang him/her as many times as necessary. Receive your free Pitas for life. This is generally done by people who like pitas ... alloooottttttt
by groupy September 13, 2010
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