Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

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basement king

Someone who is successful at a video game (or similar activity) in local play or within their circle of friends, but is easily defeated by actual good players. The term is most likely based on the typical horizontally-arranged tier system, in which the lowest tier is the " basement ", and the best player of that tier is it's " king ".

" I dominated Dale at Street Fighter last night, his basement king status has been revealed. "

by Kripto January 11, 2016

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Cha-king

To be stolen from, or to have anything swiped from you either covertly or blatantly. Typically perpetrated by one particular co-worker, when he steals a sale you have been working on. Also occurs in conversation in the form of one-upping or discussion of literature and expensive sandwiches. Practice initiated at ODI in Cordova, Tennessee by AMK.

Man, I was selling that customer a Perception kayak, and Andy comes along while I'm getting the boat and and straight up cha-kings me!

Better watch your custy, bro, or you're gonna get straight cha-kiiinnnnggggg!!!

by KBroChill June 26, 2008

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King Kieran

King of all the known world and Universe. There are none higher than him.

King Kieran the great and benevolent!

by KingKieran March 16, 2012

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King Joe

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

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