my key

a different spelling of "mikey"

random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?

by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

Low Key

1) To keep a secret.
2) To think about something you normal wouldn't think about unless someone there to point it out.

"Yo bro, keep it on a Low Key." or "You know who this man look like Low Key?" the man shows a picture of Jay-Z "LOOK!"

by MegaJared December 26, 2017

Key

The kid who can be your friend but gets mad easily. Also gets made fun of, usually depressed in the inside. But happy on the outside some people understand Key but some don’t. The friends who understand his feelings are true friends.

Key can be your friend.

by JuSt A dEpreSSeD RanDOM January 7, 2018

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

high key dumb

When every one knows ur dumb but don't try to be

Jake is high key dumb about her

by High key dumb May 15, 2017

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017