Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010

I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

by WelshNutter July 29, 2022

Tyonna Rena Johnson

Tyonna Rena Johnson is one of the realist bitches out there she knows how to fight and she thicccc asf you would be sorry if u mess with her

Tyonna Rena Johnson

by Unicorn12409674091368yaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Zachary Owen Johnson

A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock

Yo I just watched Zachary Owen Johnson ABSOLUTELY ANALLY RECTALLY DESTROY James in that debate

by Sexman Monarch June 12, 2019

pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020

Johnson City Handshake

Huggin' sak 2 sak

I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.

by Ernie James March 2, 2020

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.

"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020