Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.

I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.

by Cub Fan Ass Man October 6, 2010

Mia's Tits

When a bitch named Mia has tits

Did you see Mia's Tits

by sexybeastwithapussycat1ladybug July 23, 2016

Tits Zoo

When a poor-fitting woman's top causes the accidental and undesirable exposure of way too much cleavage, causing everyone around her to stare at her chest, like they were at a zoo looking at animals.

Did you see what she was wearing? It was like a tits zoo in there!

by Gunny The Boat March 13, 2009

Pep-tits

A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.

If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!

You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.

Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.

by Manhouse5 September 2, 2011

Nigga tits

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.

man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.

by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008