Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.

Stop tit arseing

by Tit arseing February 19, 2025

pie arse

Someone with a fat arse, likely the result of poor dietary choices such as eating a shit Tonne of pies!

Look at that baldy PIE ARSE over there!

by SH4779 December 06, 2017

Parcel arse

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel

Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse

by Gaybou July 26, 2021

Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.

Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."

by biig chungus April 18, 2021

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry February 22, 2016

Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".

Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"

by peterbeans December 28, 2010

Galley Arse

When the gap between your arse cheeks become unbearably sweaty due to the heat, affects those who work in hot kitchens.
Hence the name - Galley Arse.

It's so hot in here, got proper galley arse today.

by Pugunderground July 04, 2022