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Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 9, 2018
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Sweat biscuits

When your armpits sweat and creates a round biscuit shaped wet mark on your shirt.
Rachael: Hey Nicole, do you want to go after work?

Nicole: Sure, but first I have to change my shirt because I have sweat biscuits.
by LisaDank May 26, 2018
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Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.
Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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Soggy biscuit

A game where multiple men circle around a biscuit and perform a circle jerk on a biscuit and the last man to ejaculate on the biscuit has to consume the biscuit
Yo I can't believe I had to eat the soggy biscuit
by Toesucker42069 January 20, 2023
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popeyes biscuit

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023
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biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.
The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!
by tacotue August 6, 2023
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prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.
Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.
by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023
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