Mega-Simp

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.

An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp

by Reagan81 May 8, 2020

Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it

Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you

by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020

bakugo simp

somebody who LOVES bakugo. some of these people probably hate kirishima, idk.

p1: your such a bakugo simp.
p2: no i'm not!
p1: you literally have millions of posters of bakugo in your room.

by your local mha roach May 21, 2021

Sergeant Of Simps

A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.

Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”

by Rx.420 February 6, 2020

Chad Simp

A guy who has zero chill around love interests and may tend to find himself in one-sides relationships, entertain unrequited crushes and fall for people really fast. However, he is aware of his condition, puts a lot of effort into building his own life and improving himself and is very capable of dealing with rejection. Will often keep a lighthearted, ironic attitude towards his simpy love ventures.

Tormund from Game of Thrones is an archetypical Chad Simp.

by LeifiestLeif February 23, 2021

Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...

When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block

by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019