Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

Trim That Kitty

To shave the pussy. Usually used as a derogatory demand.

I first heard the term in a strip club in Atlanta. The dancer had a massive bush that made her look like she had Chewbacca in a headlock. A drunk redneck sitting in front of the stage was startled when he looked up and saw the giant overgrown patch. He hollered out, "Whoa, trim that kitty".

by Big Hugh Jardon May 20, 2014

furlough that shit

The act of removing something unpleasant

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."

by tdnew April 20, 2009

That's not on

Term used in the Canadian Forces. The same as that's unacceptable except with a professional overtone.

I thought the Captain was going to charge me or at the least councel me. Instead he just said "That's not on trooper."

by LGswift March 21, 2011

Spin that DJ

A term referring to female masturbation.

Hey girl, you're being a straight up bitch. You need to go off somewhere and spin that DJ girl!

by Capn KG April 12, 2011

make that move

A cool, catch-all ambiguous way to say you're going to do something.

To do what needs to be done to achieve baller status.

Time to make that move, then dip.

We goin' out to tha party later. You tryna' make that move?

I woulda' holla'd at you earlier, but I been makin' moves

by ProfessorSwagSauce November 2, 2012

fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016