Scoopage

news, a new event, a scoop

I've got some scoopage to share

by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017

scooper

Highest of scoopee system, still an idiot

Chandan you are a scooper

by Chandan the idiot September 28, 2017

Shwoop

when a guy is a too chicken to actually ask you out so he slides in there and takes the role of boyfriend

Shwooped is like sliding in your DMs..but in reality.

by Gangsterp March 6, 2018

Shwoop

A person, place or thing whom consumes a concerning amount of lollipops and cuntcakes and has been awake since 'Nam due to their hobby of injecting methamphetamines.

Yo ya fuckin shwoop, are you alive?

by Whosyourtaddei January 27, 2020

Scooped out

When someone is taken,used,drank and/or shot up way to much of any alcohol or drug. but particularly the drug “Water” that they no longer can function anywhere close to normal. They have no clue where they are or what they’re doing. They are no longer in our reality.

They’re scooped out!

Hey bro look at dude playing in traffic, he can’t even walk, He’s scooped out fr!

by Romeo2020 April 24, 2020

Scoop Dog

The New Fuhrer Of Ingenistan

Hey did you hear that 'Scoop Dog' Is now the Fuhrer of ingenistan?

by Pjing June 19, 2021

scoop-n-score

Where u fumbled the bag wit a girl and then someone else starts talking to that girl.

Dirk: Yeah bro I was talking to this girl and I fumbled, and now Ricardo is talking to her.

Chogan: Yeah Ricardo scored a scoop-n-score.

by Dick Gradyson January 6, 2023