Out Of Water Swamp Donkey

Amber Lenard

She's an out of water swamp donkey for sure.

by D.A.R.E.2413 June 15, 2019

three horn swamp rhino

Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.

That fat girl at the end of the bar is a real three horn swamp rhino.

by gravytrain95 December 12, 2007

The DC Swamp Witch

AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina

OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.

by heyheynow July 31, 2017

Swamp Thing Dat Hoe

After you spooge on dat hoe. You throw moldy garbage and/or sea weed on her. Then you drop kick her.

Man after I boned. I straight swamp thing dat hoe

by Ehi and Chuck and Justin December 16, 2007

What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.

Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018

Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.

Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.

by Kreativeward May 11, 2018

Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011