Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

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This is a horrible thing to call somebody. It's not a slur but it's almost as bad. It's a horrible thing to say that you only say to people you absolutely hate.

"I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BEING A SKINNY SNORKEL PLUH PUNKAGE CACA!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

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Hefto Mefto and Snorky

Twins that can be found repeatedly on the game 'Resistance 2'. These twins are referred to as Titans however Hefto and Mefto pop up all over the place and are expected to be known by these name very soon.
Snorky is a charming Marauder that can be seen in the same game. He approaches the house with his two big back legs and his blowhole and attempts to murder you.

"Great now I have to fight Hefto and Mefto"

"OHAI Snorky!" *screams in pain*

Hefto Mefto and Snorky are the highlights of the game!

by Laserlad January 11, 2010

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Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!

Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.

by ADDDvice July 10, 2010

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