rusty spade

The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.

He gave me s Rusty Spade last night! I almost lost my eye!

by hoochgob April 5, 2022

a space is a spade

Said when one wishes to imply that two things are similar and dissimilar at the same time.

"It's not called getting knocked up when it's your wife. That's just called getting her pregnant."
"That makes no sense."
"A space is a spade"

by doomboat May 22, 2016

killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.

I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.

by Allsorties July 19, 2017

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021

The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023

Ace of Spades

Ace of Spades: Transgender/nonbinary femme who has had sex with black men.

Part of the family of suit cards that denotes having had sex with black men. The others are defined as such:
Jack of Spades: White man (or sissy) who has had sex with black men.
Queen of Spades: White woman who has had sex with black men.
King of Spades: Only black men can be king.

Tasha felt exhilarated as she left the tattoo studio, matching Ace of Spades tattoos on her lower back and ankle. Now everyone would know her secret.

by unwh0rruptable June 2, 2023

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006