cock in a sock

Something you say when you're in a rage.

I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!

by KIng Bob April 11, 2003

Sock on

A discreet way to tell you mate to move in and take that girl home.

(Edmund is chatting up a girl at a bar)

James: alright pal how's it going.

Edmund: Yeh just met this girl, brizo

James: tidy, you need to sock on...

Edmund: pineapple

by Moors August 4, 2015

pink sock

A girl shoves her hand up another girls ass and pulls the asswhole and then it becomes inside out. It looks like a pink sock some people wear it by accident and they drag a girl everywhere not knowing that their pink sock is an asswhole.

I was wearing a pink sock today.

by hashimotosoda February 21, 2017

Wog sock

A hat that blacks and students wear to contain dreadlocks

"hey look at that student he's wearing a wog sock although he has no dreads or afro"

by unholy.goat December 18, 2008

Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).

My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!

by shit fizzles March 31, 2009

bread sock

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

by BreadLvr July 22, 2010

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021